Our favorite little guy is turning 5 years old! We love this stage since he says and does the funniest things, many of which I recognize aren't that funny outside the walls of our own home. That said, I hope there are a few that may resonant with the outside world:
Kieran's prayers:
• "Bless Laban to be nice to everyone."
• "Bless my toys to have batteries."
• "Bless the moon to come up."
Kieran on transformers:
• "I hate Starscream and Megatron, because I don't like angry Decepticons--only the nice Decepticons."
• "When Megatron's grumpy, he opens up toys at the toy store."
Kieran's get-out-of-bed excuse (and eloquent description of Michael Jackson's genius):
• "But mommy, I can't get Michael Jackson out of my head. Haven watched his movie [Thriller] and his song went in my ear and got stuck. I keep trying to think of Star Wars but it keeps changing to Michael Jackson."
Kieran's observations of human behavior:
• "If you're serious that means that you hate stuff."
• "Mommy did a hard workout this morning and she was grumpy."
• "Daddy, why do I want to play games all day?"
Proof that Kieran is listening during Primary:
• Kieran response to me cutting my finger accidentally: “Now the police will come and I’ll tell them that you cut your finger. And they’ll say ‘Ok, you don’t have to go to jail. You have to go to Jesus’.” Amused, I asked, “Why do I need to go to Jesus?” He said, “Because He heals you with His hands.”
Just plain out there:
• "My heart's always taking my underwear off."
Kieran listening to his body:
• "Mom, my brain is turning to mush. Will you push it back in?"
• "My pee-pee is telling me not to drink any more water"
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